If you’re heading out to celebrate Cinco de Mayo today here a few facts that may help you conversation; it’s not Mexico’s Independence Day, it marks a victory over France not Spain, neither Corona or Dos Equis gets a extra percentage of profit based on how much you drink today, and every woman you meet tonight won’t be as beautiful and Medusa La Boa aka Ms Sugey. That’s are beer googles you’re looking through.

Make sure you hit the streets and enjoy Cinco de Mayo with as many beautiful women as you can find.