Never appreciated my backyard as much as I have the past few weeks. Someone let Bobbee @bobbeepenns that I'll put back up my swing if she wants me too.Read more
Coming out to the ring in the red, white, and blue is only acceptable if you are either Apollo Creed or Megan @differentkindofred. Anyone else and they've criminals that should…Read more
We've all got to work together to get Summer @summerrllyy back on the timeline. We need this right now. And to see more from J. Alex Photos, including his uncensored…Read more
I wouldn't mind things getting a little slipper if someone like Lauri Cecalina @lauricecalina was around. And to see more from J. Alex Photos, including his uncensored catalog, visit his…Read more
I had a tree full of gifts laid out on Christmas Eve, and not a damn thing had my name on it. Savanna @fineasssavanna would never do me like that.…Read more
Do you think I could convince Jen that I can't swim and I've been waiting my entire life for her to teach me? She'd probably let me drown after saying…Read more
Find someone like Safari @theonlysafarii that can either help you do this OR is willing to do this in front of you. I have no chance at the first but…Read more
It's been awhile since I've graduated from anything, but I know I could use some adult refresher classes along with Kennedy Pico @kennedy.pico.Read more
If I could figure out a way to get things even wetter with Carli Foxx @carli_foxx I wouldn't feel the need to accomplish anything else in life.Read more