The SHOW Show – Hoopz Sex Tape, Rihanna Naked, Lil Wayne and Lauren London Pregnant, Nick Cannon vs Eminem, JD’s Janet Tattoo and the end of Erotic Services on Craig’s List

With some much good that is possible in this world…its just so heartbreaking when you hear that we are allowing a tragedy…and American tragedy to happen wright under our noses. Craig’s List…is getting rid of their…erotic services page!!!! How can we allow such a national treasure to be destroyed. The erotic services section has given me hours upon hours of laughter and joy. You couldnt beat it! It was literally the funniest thing on the net. What is Craig’s List without furniture, old equipment, and erotic services!!! Ughhh….we should all be disgusted!

Much to my schrgin, my friend Hoopz had the trailer for her soon to be relased sex tape come out…and though I have said a countless number of times NOT to intertwine your privates in front of a camera…we’re all seem to be just two freaky to stop. So….I have a new SHOW Show decree. I know you’re going to do it…so the next time you do…you must have two cameras (one for me, one for you) and you each must do something so embarassing and over the top while having nekkid time that neither of you would want to have anyone else see it. Now that’s protection!

Also we’ll get into understanding why Nick Cannon defending his wife aganist Eminem, Lil Wanye and Lauren London going Half, loving Chrisette Michelle, Ciara will have to drop an areola next album, JD’s Janet Tattoo, and…this KFC Grill Chicken…hmmmmm

TSS 003 – A Gift from President Barak Obama, Notorious Review (Naturi went HARD BODY!), New Diddy Book, Dwyane Wade Gets Divorced, Taraji Gets Oscar Nod, Fast and Furious 4, and…Eagles Lose..Again!

What a week! President Barak Obama! I had to make sure I was in DC last week just to make sure this was really happening. It could have easily been some kind of evil 4 year Candid Camera trick. For those of you unable to make it to DC…this is the only year you can listen to anyone’s stories about what I was like to be there. The lies will get bigger and bigger every year. 10 years from now people will tell you they had coffee that day with Maya Angelou, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Larry Fishburne dressed at Cowboy Bill right before they all walked hand in hand to the inauguration.

Also got a chance to see “Notorious” this week…and though I was intially nervous…they did a solid job. Gravy was able to make me believe he was Biggie, and really that’s all you can ask for. And shout out to Naturi Naughton for going extra hard as Lil Kim. She was committed to excellence…and her jubes were on swole…and I really wasnt expecting that. I dropped my cell phone while I was checking my Gmail.

Plus we’ll get into a new tell all book about Diddy, Dwyane’s ex going quite hard as his throat, Taraji Henson getting a nom for an Academy Award, Fast and Furious 4, and….the Eagles lose…again….play my song…

The SHOW Show – 2009-01 – Notorious Movie Preview, Charley Barkley DUI, Return on Dru Hill, Tyra and J-Lo, Neffe Proposal, Kenyon Martin’s Trina Lips Tattoo

Welcome ladies and gents to a brand new year, 2009! And welcome to another 52 weeks of “The SHOW Show,” the most reckless show you could ever find on the net!

But we go any further…shout out to them Birds…the Philadelphia Eagles! I’ll take my one playoff victory along with beating the Cowboys to even get there and run with that. I’m quite satisfied. Everything else is really just icing on the cake.

In this first week of ’09, I want to reach out to all of the people that feel their expectation may just be way to high for “Notorious.” I feel the same way you do…its just too personal…we lived through it. But we have to take it for what it is. You can’t be mad if the actor playing Lil Cease doesn’t look like Lil Cease…or they don’t have anyone playing Mase. Let it go! I have to let it go! Lets try to enjoy this thing.

Also I want to send my best wishes to Charles Barkely, who was arrested for speeding and drunk driving. I understand his position. I too…have…the in quest for a little…fellactio…made some mistakes because my mind just wasnt right at the time. I had more pressing issues…like recieving my fellactio. I’ve been there.

Plus we’ll get into why I can’t suppor the return of Dru Hill, why I don’t quite understand Kenyon Martin, if Tyra and J-Lo are worth your fluesy time, and…someone proposed to Neffe…I just hope he thought it through. She’s fertile…