The SHOW Show – Philly Kids Thrown out of Pool, Bill Clinton a Sigma, Jay-Z bans Chris Brown, Game disses Jay-Z, Michael Jackson Albums, Mase Returns, Romo dumps Jessica Simpson, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian, and sheesh….even more!!!

Up with Chris Brown! And down with Jay-Z! I would have never thought I would have to say that second sentence, but I can root for him or his wife any longer. I blame him for denying US the chance to see the only guy on the planet that can truly pull off a credible moonwalk from doing so in tribute to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards.

Maybe it wasnt Jay, maybe it was actually BET…I dont really know, but I’m giving him the blame anyway. And I’m throwing 100% support behind the Game as well. Chris Brown is the underdog of all underdogs, so he gets our support! And Rihanna doesnt seem that upset anymore so why are people still hating.

To all of the Michael Jackson fans out there, please take note of this…yes…we have forgiven Mike for everything is may or may not have done. But you can’t get mad with other people who arent ready for forget. The last 15 years didnt happen in my eyes. What’s “Blood On the Dance Floor”? I’ve never heard of it!

And most importantly I am happy to welcome President Bill Clinton as a member of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Incorporated. I know we all love Barack Obama…but there will always be a special place in my heart from The GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!….Bill Clinton.

Its looks like in almost every corner and coast in this country we’re going to be getting perfect BBQ weather for the 4th! Really…what more could you ask for! Whats the summer without a BBQ! And whats a BBQ without the outstanding individuals that put forth the effort to feed and dine and be merry with people they dont even like…on your day off (not even mentioning all the pre work you have to do!!!)…but for the cause of the BBQ!

Those wonderful and glorious people should be celebrated! But every single year, those selfish bastards we call family, friends, villans and scoundrels treat our BBQ like’s its we’re a free Old Country Buffet. People dont have the proper BBQ Eqitute. Why we don’t teach this is high school is beyond me!

We’re going to spend this special edition of Each One Teach 1 to give you just of few of my own tips to make the most enjoyable BBQ experience for you…the person who’s putitng it all together!

The most important lesson I can ever give you is that…you can not allow people to get away with coming empty handed. Everyone that’s eating must invest!!! See it is the invest which will make people act right. There will always be a AUNT MELISSA!! who takes plates full of chicken home like this is her house ( I had to cuss her out for that one!), but usually they understand…and make plates after the sun goes down.

Its the people that arrive with NOTHING that will ruin your day. But fear not…I have a plan for them…and they shall not ruin the BBQ again this year!!!

Its 2:30 in the morning, but I just had to take a second to talk about The King! There will truly never be another. And if someone can tell me where I can buy Captain Emo on Blue Ray…I’d appreciated it!

Usher and Tameka Divorce, Lil Wayne Nivea and Lauren London a “Happy” Family, Jezzy Beefs with Guccie Mane again, Death of Autotune, and more!!!

Marriage can be a beautiful thing…at least for like the first few years, or months, or weeks, or maybe just the first roll in the hay on the honeymoon! Then…I guess it all comes crashing the hell down.

Alot of you have asked how do us “Foster’s” feel about the impending divorce between Usher and Tameka…and we can all honestly say, we saw it coming. Tameka’s Usher just isnt the same as Chili’s Usher, and thats the Usher that makes all the monies. So it had to come to an end…but we’re not leaving this empty handed! Alimonies and two support checks for 2 years of work is still a pretty good deal.

I also refuse to allow myself to believe in these degenerae accusation of Morgan Freeman and the reasons why he’s getting divorced. Ok…so he’s a little freaky in his private time…so be it. He’s still “Joe Clark” to be, and when I sing “Fair Eastside High” or when I hear “Mr. Clark, Mr. Clark…someone’s beating up Kid Ray!”…I dont want to think about freakign Morgan Freeman. I wont let you ruin that for me.

We’ll also get to Kelis being accustomed to her Nas’ financed lifestyle, Lil Wayne knocks up both Nivea and Lauren London, new beef between Jezzy and Guccie Mane and OJ the Juiceman, All Hail Jay-Z for (hopefully) killing Autotune, and a word of wisdom for all male fluesy about to flock to Nevada.

The SHOW Show – Spectacular Grind Off, Jeremih YouTube’d “Birthday Sex,” Pitbull Knocks out a “Fan”, Ashanti in the Wiz, and a Lesson for All Fluesys, 29 with 21 Kids, and “Get Your Mouth Away From My…”

I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve always been a fan of Pretty Ricky. I dont care what you thought about them as a group…you couldn’t deny that they were highly entertaining! And even with that level of foolishness…I still need to give Pleasure P credit for making hits as a solo artist. I just didnt see it.

I also didnt realize until this week how important he was to Pretty Ricky until I was forced into witnessing Spectacular’s Grind Off Challenge.

I blame him and everyone around him for this idiotic plan. You can tell when people don’t really think things through. Sure…people heard the new single…but dude…not in the pink underroo’s!

Also this week we’ll get into Parents Googling their Kids and Jeremih’s “Birthday Sex” on YouTube, why I’m behind Pitbull for knocking out a “fan,” my worries for Ashanti in “The Wiz,” a lesson for all Fluesys, and “Get Your Mouth Away From My…”