Usher and Tameka Divorce, Lil Wayne Nivea and Lauren London a “Happy” Family, Jezzy Beefs with Guccie Mane again, Death of Autotune, and more!!!

Marriage can be a beautiful thing…at least for like the first few years, or months, or weeks, or maybe just the first roll in the hay on the honeymoon! Then…I guess it all comes crashing the hell down.

Alot of you have asked how do us “Foster’s” feel about the impending divorce between Usher and Tameka…and we can all honestly say, we saw it coming. Tameka’s Usher just isnt the same as Chili’s Usher, and thats the Usher that makes all the monies. So it had to come to an end…but we’re not leaving this empty handed! Alimonies and two support checks for 2 years of work is still a pretty good deal.

I also refuse to allow myself to believe in these degenerae accusation of Morgan Freeman and the reasons why he’s getting divorced. Ok…so he’s a little freaky in his private time…so be it. He’s still “Joe Clark” to be, and when I sing “Fair Eastside High” or when I hear “Mr. Clark, Mr. Clark…someone’s beating up Kid Ray!”…I dont want to think about freakign Morgan Freeman. I wont let you ruin that for me.

We’ll also get to Kelis being accustomed to her Nas’ financed lifestyle, Lil Wayne knocks up both Nivea and Lauren London, new beef between Jezzy and Guccie Mane and OJ the Juiceman, All Hail Jay-Z for (hopefully) killing Autotune, and a word of wisdom for all male fluesy about to flock to Nevada.