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So Rick Ross was in fact a correctional officer making a whopping $22,000 dollars for 18 months of work when he was 19! Really people…what’s the big deal? Do we really think our favorite rappers are telling us the truth about there past? Of course they aren’t. And in the end… we really don’t want to know the truth. Because…right this second…you’re next favorite rapper just threw a booger into the biscuit mix at your neighborhood Popeye’s!

Also want to give a “Black Love” shout out to Nelly and Ashanti for supporting each other’s musical endeavors with their latest videos. Wasn’t that cute? Well I thought so! It would have been even better had either of the videos been for hit songs…but I do like the intent!

Also this week we’ll get into another round of Will and Jada rumors, Nick Cannon being the greatest, my future ex-wives Marion Jones and Dominique Dawes, and my headscratcher’s of the week!

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Sometimes when a microphone is stuck into your face, you’ll have the tendency to forget that you’re “on the record.” That magical device in front of you is recording the words coming out of your mouth. I would assume Yung Berg forgot that when he made his ridiculous statement that he didn’t like “dark butts.” I assume Jesse Jackson forgot when he said he wanted to “cut Obama’s nuts off.” Ladies and gentleman, mistakes can be made. Don’t be too hard on them. Recorded sound has only been around the last 150 years. How were they supposed to know??

This past week we also got great news that Flesh-N-Bone has been release from jail and all 5…even BIZZY… members of Bone Thugs In Harmoney are back in studio to make a new album! Didn’t reading that just give you goosebumps!!! Now…if they can only bring back Tasha!…we’re really good monies! And what do you mean “who’s Tasha?” How dare you!

And our video of the week…without a doubt….and its not even close…one of my future ex-wives, Keri Hilson’s new video called…ok I don’t remember what its called at this particular moment…but she looks awesome! And isn’t that enough to make the world a better place…for you…and for me..and the entire human race…

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First and foremost…shout out to the Sixers for getting Elton Brand!

There’s a new rule in music nowadays..and even though its always existed…now more than ever its continues to hold true. If you dont have any hit songs…you’re album will tank! Its doesn’t matter if you like it, you mom likes it, even if i like it….without a hit song, you’re donezo! And since that is the steadfast rule these days, for anyone to be surprised G-Unit’s “T.O.S” only sold 100,000 copies. I think that was pretty good actually. 95,000 thousand of those sold was based purely off of fan loyalty. Thre Jonas Brothers have hits! G-Unit….yea not so much…

Also this week we’ll get into the mini controversy involving Lauren London and her proclamation that she has a thing for…like many young and beautiful women that we all know…hoodlums. I wasn’t sure that was shocking news! Haven’t hoodlums and thuggerty always caught the eye of…again the key word being YOUNG and beautiful women. But none of you that are concerned should be. For 1…the coolest Nerd will always win out in the end. And 2…its Lauren London!!!

Plus we’ve got some news on Russ Simmons and his now ex Porschla Coleman (who i just freaking love), Jazmine Sullivan, A-Rod and the monies his wife is going to get, and some advice for Eddie Murphy.

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Vern Troyer…you are my person of the week…my little person of the week! Did you guys know that our own “Mini Me” has sex tapes floating around the net of him and some fully grown young fluesy! God bless you little guy. I heard that you were a little hurt by this invasion of privacy….but you should be proud.that a fully grown woman was interested in tallying your wanking. Most of the people that are laughing at the tape…they’ve never been with women as hot as you have…so don’t even worry about it! Enjoy the moment!

I would like to start this week off by sending out my thanks and appreciation to the Jay-Z’s, Snoop’s, LL Cool J’s, 50 Cent’s, every rapper who at one point in their career has been at the top of the mountain of the food chain in Hip Hop. Thank you for never dropping so got damn far that you ended up buying “30 of powder & 15 of weed” from an undercover officer like DMX! We dont say that enough. Its tough on top! The pressure! It can get to you! And maybe its just me…i’ve never done or sold coke…but is $30 a good amount to buy at one time? Seems like you’d want more…but what do I know….

Also we’ll get into why Jeezy may have given me the gift of Keyshia Cole, Mos Def’s ex wife lets me down a little, missing Lauryn Hill, T.I, Day 26, and our health report. Please…everyone…go and get your privates checked!!!

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